But apps are the wave of the future! \s

And somehow Barstool Sports still exists while Deadspin is no more. Anyway, between Don Cherry and this douche, it’s been a tough season for asshole hockey commentators.

My ridiculous electric company pushed their app at me for months. They still throw a line or two in every email to remind me they have one.

NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE A FUCKING APP!

How can the Thunderdome be built if all the bridges, etc. haven’t collapsed and 80% of the world’s population hasn’t died in war or from preventative diseases? Please think ahead for ONCE.

Supplemental private insurance to actually receive decent care is common in countries with socialized medicine.  Single payer could certainly deliver “a” level of care to everyone but in no way is it “the” level of care.  Money buys you better care and, short of making doctors and nurses slaves, there does not seem to…

It’s not so much that they’re losing interest in providing those things. It’s that they’re gaining interest in actively denying those things to all but the wealthy.

“But many of these things can be transmitted to, or at least affect, others if we don’t treat the problem as a systematic public good, in the same way that we treat public roads, or public water, or Social Security.”

This entire ecosystem, which appears to be getting bigger every day, was bankrolled and built by people who have concluded the only way to reform the system is to build another one where the simplest form of healthcare is a saleable and aspirational experience, not a service. And definitely not a right.

I wish to simultaneously applaud the prosecutorial team that resigned in protest, and to grieve the environment making that kind of principled stand necessary.

The “I got mine fuck everyone else” mentality of the modern GOP is constantly astounding. The rate that they are going to try to cultivate a society of stupidity and blind fealty to their wealthy overlords makes no goddamn sense in the long run. The economy of this country is heavily reliant on consumption. As the…

Let's not forget about the miniscule earlobes. In phrenology, that was a classic symptom of criminal tendencies...

Because Existing While Being a Minority is probable cause, according to Bloomberg.

A Tiger doesn't change his stripes.

“Think of your student loans like Trump Steaks” 

God I loathe Trump and his fucking feckless asshole bretheren. They are utter shitbags of the highest order and so fucking corrupt, I literally wish for a day to wake up and not see them in anything other than a past tense.

Roger Stone is a phrenologist’s wet dream. That sloping microcephalic dome portends all manner of sexual deviancy and criminal predilections.

Bloomberg’s appeal is almost entirely illusory. I mean, yeah, on one hand it probably is an indictment on the field, but more than that, it’s just rich guy who hasn’t stood on the stage making the easiest centrist appeal. For the most part, the country doesn’t really know who he is, but they do like the idea that…

Hey, let’s save some of that extreme caustic hatred around for Do-JackASS AG Barr. That fucking troglodyte troll has nothing but contempt for justice.  We need DoJ whistleblowers because you know what they do in public is only a quarter as bad as what’s happening behind closed doors.

Every day, I’m amazed at how the depth of my hatred for the Orange Shit Stain can increase. I truly did not believe myself capable of this much disdain. And I am an angry bitch.