As true now as when Sylvia Plath first said it 60 years ago.

Hey Rudy, stray jizz does not a rape make.

Rudy Giuliani, always a champion for a woman as long as he’s not married to her...

Filed to: Screaming Internally

“Unless....gasp! My luggage!”

Unless he does get busted using the n-word on tape repeatedly?

“I know I said I was in it until the bitter end but my kiddo has a soccer practice on Tuesday and it’s my turn to bring the Capri Suns so I’m out...”

I think a headache would do at this point

Goddamn that was some amazing evasive maneuvering.

Unrelated, but did anyone else notice the fly that landed on Clinton’s eyebrow/forehead?

this whole debate. what did we just watch. what was this. it wasn’t a debate.

That was such a weird moment, even for Trump.

That isn’t possible since he doesn’t even know Putin. He knows him but he doesn’t know him like that. He said so which means it must be true.

If the presidential or vice presidential candidacy of the Republican Party becomes vacant “by reason of death, declination, or otherwise” that office can be filled by the Republican National Committee or the Republican National Committee can reconvene the national convention.

Trump is backing Assad? Well, we know for sure he’s in the Russian’s pockets.