He’s a white guy in a country club in Arkansas. It’s at least 50/50 he’s a douche nozzle.

1. Jalopnik can’t share the picture, but I can:

Whatever this period has been spanning the Bush years until now has been characterized by people who are extremely bad at their jobs doing very, very well despite (?) that fact. No one has been so committed to not only being bad at their job, but somehow, despite being on the front row for most of the essential…

He did way the hell more than any other Republican dumbass before him. For starters, unemployment shrank to historically low levels. Even after a recession. And secondly, why do you think Putin is now trying to fluff his feathers and make off like he’s some badass? Because his country was crippled by the sanctions we…