Ok boomer.

“I never had any interest in Euphoria because, as a grown up, I don’t have the appetite to sit through gratuitous lipstick lesbian drug addict drama.”

Fudge yeah!  Fellow Gen X’er here, and I marathoned YJ last week, and not once did I feel like “I don’t get kids” or whatever the point of “the out of touch adult’s guide to kid culture” is 🤷‍♂️

So brush before eating, and rinse after eating?

But that’s the best part - taking a nap while a group of strangers does butt-stuff to you, and then waking up, going home, eating a little something, and then taking a nap while watching tv 👍

I know, right? I don’t care if everyone has data on me - I just wish they’d put it to good use and actually recommend shows/movies/podcasts/songs/products that i ACTUALLY might like.

Even better - Act makes a bottle where you squeeze it, and it turns into an alcohol fountain for two!  Did someone say “valentine’s day gift”? 💗

So the alcohol in Listerine doesn’t do 💩???

Yup 👍

“If you have trouble with certain brands, shop around and stick with the one that gives you the best seal.”

Absolutely - but I’m in a situation where i have an old tank, and don’t want a new tank, so mine is just sitting in my storage room (behind my house, not in my house).  It’ll probably stay there til I die, or a friend says they’ll take it off my hands bc they need an extra 🤷‍♂️

He should carry mace on his keychain, bc pulling down your mask to talk to someone (closely, I assume) is assault during a pandemic.

I know, right?  It’s like, why even bother?  If you don’t want to wear a f’n mask, don’t wear a f’n mask!  Don’t half-ass it!  And for who?  Who are these people doing it for????????  ARGHH!!!!!

Well, good thing YOU’LL be wearing your N95 correctly, to provide you with ACTUAL protection from those face-dick waving maskholes, right?

Well, they send 4 tests to EVERY address that requests it, so it’s pretty easy to handle from a logistics POV.

Same.  I’m wondering if that’s a typo and they meant ios 15?

A monster 👹

You forgot “don’t molest them” - what’s wrong with your readers???

“If you’re found guilty of contempt of Congress, you can be fined somewhere between $100 and $1,000 and jailed for up to a year.”

Didn’t know about shredders.