“I use lots of butter when I fry my eggs, and lots of bacon grease when I fry my potatoes”

“negotiate a good price”

What about STARTING smoking for a relationship?

Who out there can’t get kids to like them?

That’s what I was wondering - when I put one on, the edges flare out.  I press them against my face, which helps, but there’s still gaps.

That’s what I do for my hypertension - going away for a long weekend? Pop 4 days worth of pills before leaving for the airport 👍

“make sure that the cover is securely in-place over the faucet.”

Fake news - I clean my fan while it’s on ALL THE TIME.  You can do it bro 👍

I check my battery health periodically - been at 81% for a LONG time.  

“When it comes to candy making, I tend to favor confections that can be made without a candy thermometer, and ideally in the microwave.”

Fuck yeah - I need me a L’Occitane Reusable Magic Key!  Gonna order one tonight!

Exactly - who tf wants to go to a bank or staples???  ewww.

My favorite stamps are the eclipse stamps - they’re black circles, unless you press your thumb on them, then the black goes away and you can see the moon 👍

Still not working.

I clicked on the AT&T link, went down to “control how we use your data,” clicked on “relevant advertising” and they said “Our system doesn’t seem to be cooperating. Sorry for any inconvenience. Please try again later”

🤔 I’m not saying I love you Claire, but I do dig you 👍

They forgot “don’t be brown” 😡

I did not see ‘children’ on the list 🤔

FYI - there’s not a single spray in the picture you used.

Damn - how badly did you f’ up as a child for her to not want to see you???