Thank you for this emily - you are doing the work of the gods 🙏

Alcohol! Worked for me for almost 20 years 🥴

I feel that she is pretty.

Pizza, porn, and play video games 👍

“Walmart, for instance, is offering timed-exclusive purchasing to Walmart Plus members. It costs about $100 a year,”

“rather than risking the potentially damp toilet paper available to you”

Psh! I make so much money now, I bought a jar of peanut butter that I don’t technically need :-P

People who have/had cancer can’t get the vaccine???  I thought that just meant they were immunocompromised and might not be protected, but I didn’t realize it meant they can’t get it.  Damn.

“Address, age, and photo can screen you out for reasons that are illegal and/or irrelevant.”

“the expectation to declare your vaccination status makes it easier for employers to discriminate against people who might have legitimate religious or medical reasons to not get the vaccine.”

This is so confusing - I started taking meds that suppress the immune system after my 2nd shot, and got a 3rd shot a week after starting the meds - I have no idea if I need a 4th shot or not.

I started reading the article without seeing who wrote it, and saw the phrase “too much butter” and I knew right away it was Claire 👍

Haha - i think this is the most number of comments I’ve seen for a post here!

“You can get 20% off Regal Cinema standard tickets”

Never! FTW!!!

You reuse gift bags?

This taught me nothing.

“If you said pronounced the words above”

“Consider the size of the art in relation to the size of the room. Smaller pieces can often be hung lower than 57 inch and fit right in.”

I got one shelf like that, and it came with a piece of paper with the outline of the shelf on it, so I could put that on the wall and see where the holes should be.