“Also, croissants, obviously. Croissants are the fucking best.”

Oh yeah, those fuckers will straight up blink your existing plan out of existence and move you to something else.  Didn’t realize you could make them eventually give it back to you.  Good for you!

While I do feel bad for the kids, articles like these just make me laugh at all the people who have kids and suddenly have a lot more responsibilities (even my friends who have kids) then they ever imagined when they decided to bump stinkies 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Weird - just went into the settings to turn this on, and while I was in there, I noticed the app thought my location was my friend’s grandmother’s house a few states away.

Jesus H

I’ve had the honey butter biscuit - it’s gross.

He installed this on an iPhone 7?  😮 I’ve got an iPhone 8 and don’t know if I’ll install the ios 14 GM, I sure as fudge wouldn’t install a beta!

I have friends whose spouses make them get rid of shit that’s less than a year old, even if it was a gift, even if it was a gift they liked, and they either sell it for cheap, or sometimes just donate it.

You duct tape your kids one time as a joke, and then all of parenting suffers the consequences 😞

If your kids can’t sit down during mealtime, DO NOT send them back to school if masks are required - teachers have enough shit to deal with without having to teach your unruly crotch-goblin to keep their f’n masks on all damn day!

If anyone says “Snazzy shirt, work friendo!” to me, I’m sabotaging their career.

Ditto, except for one thing - why do you wash your hands BEFORE taking the mask off? OR, do you wash your hands AGAIN after removing the mask? And do you use your mask multiple times before washing it?

As a masked-driver, yes, this is exactly why I keep my mask on when I’m driving - I put it on before I leave the house, I take it off when I get back 👍

As someone who wears a mask while driving, allow me to explain - I put my mask on when I leave my house to go to the store (I don’t have a job, so the only time I leave the house now is to go shopping), then don’t touch it again until I get back home.

Have they fixed the typos on those cards yet? Or have too many idiots printed them out and laminated them that, much like CV19, it’s far too wide-spread to fix now?

😂

“The first step is finding the “Disney Through the Decades” feature”

Still hate that google photos will delete a pic from my device if I delete it from the app - some pictures I don’t want in the cloud, but DO want on my local device.

Just cause something lasts longer doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a better investment ;-)

1000 lb sisters: season 1?