i am SO glad I don’t have kids right now - that’s gotta make this whole pandemic even more stessfull for my friends (😂😂😂). And most of them don’t let their kids leave the house, so when school does start back up, they won’t be used to wearing masks - I feel even worse for teachers than I already did! Imagine…

People are having trouble focusing on work for more than 25 mins at a time?  Jesus.  How does anything get done anymore???

What about a storm-trooper helmet? That oughta provide a good amt of protection, right?

Fuck you you fucking moron.

Dumbass.

The ranch I get, but DP? Does it just explode when she opens it, from being shaken up in her purse all day? DP is the most volatile of sodas - you don’t wanna f’ around with a shaken up can/bottle of that.

Ketchup on mashed potatoes bothers you?

1) I cancelled netflix when they released the goop series - there’s been a few things that have come out since then that I’ve wanted to watch, but overall, don’t miss it at all.

I realize these pictures are super important, TO HER, but no one has ever died from lack of photos.

Bloody balls - I wanted to set up an automation to launch an app whenever I leave home, but the app isn’t an option in shortcuts :-/

How long can you leave butter out before it starts to go bad?  Bc I don’t eat butter as much as I would like (mmmmmmm butter 🤤), and don’t want to waste a stick just cause I’m not using it.

The last time y’all posted something like this (transcribing an astronaut’s notebooks), all the work was done by the time y’all posted it!  That better not be the case this time - I want to contribute!  I mean, good if they’re all done of course, that’s awesome, but I hate reading about stuff like this and not being…

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Can’t they just collect some of your blood after they beat the shit out of you?

“preparing an impressive rack is something most home cooks can master without too much distress”

At first I laughed out loud, then I thought “hey, this might be great for washing facemasks if it works, because tossing 4 facemasks in the washing machine by themselves is INCREDIBLY wasteful.

I try not to go out more than once every 4 days, and would rather not do laundry just for a couple masks, so I think I’m gonna buy a bunch more, that after I’ve worn them all once, I’m at least washing more than a couple masks (guess I could toss them in with normal laundry too, but it’s summer, and I don’t have a…

We are so fucked.

I like BK, but I don’t remember their regular cheeseburgers being worth getting.

Just downloaded eatokra!  Wish I could use it to find local restaurants without having to create an account.  But i created an account and found a few places near me I want to try!