How did Mike Tyson Mysteries not warrant a mention up top???

I still want to know - is this how women with vaginas masturbate?  face down, underwear on, with a book?

I still want to know - is this how women with vaginas masturbate?  face down, underwear on, with a book?

Heh - nice shirt 👍

Hahaha - i just went through this.

“if you are there long enough, you’ll need to use the bathroom, and using public restrooms is a big no-no right now.”

Sonuvafudge!  I’ve resisted installing zoom on my laptop until now, even after I found out my ipad couldn’t do custom backgrounds, but the TARDIS?  Frak!  I cannot resist that :(

my iPad can’t do zoom backgrounds :(

Praise David, the new king of lifehacker! Anyone who disagrees will be coughed on!

Sweet bloody christ it’s MAY! How was this not already a thing in April?

1) I am very disappointed Darth Vader isn’t in the star wars collection - that’s a no-brainer!

1) I am very disappointed Darth Vader isn’t in the star wars collection - that’s a no-brainer!

Wipe your butt with it?

I stopped reading the actual article when she said they’ve been together 7 years, but I did read all your commentary.

Wow, you made it further than me 👏👏👏

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Cut back on single-use plastics, piss off mother nature.

Legitimately asking - why can a woman sue her employer if male employees make her feel unsafe, but walmart employees (and everyone else working right now) can’t sue their employers for LITERALLY putting their lives at risk?

That was the first thing Emily suggested.

1) If 2 people are in a room together, 1 is sick with CV19, the other is not, and both are wearing masks, what are the (approximate) chances the non-sick person gets infected. I don’t mean if they touch something contaminated and then remove their mask and touch their mouth/nose, just in general breathing, how much do…

🤔 I’ve been washing my hands before removing it, so as not to contaminate the mask, but I guess it also makes sense to wash after removing it (or only after removing it, if I’m not planning to wear the mask for 3 or more days) in case the mask/string was already contaminated somehow.

My gym just charged me yesterday. They are cheap AF, and I don’t just mean the membership fee. When this first started, they sent out an (inaccurate) email about their cleaning habits and the presence of handSan all around the gym, but when non-essential businesses were told to close, they didn’t email anyone,…