“I am currently on a rotation of 5 surgical masks that I re-use after a used one has sat hanging in my garage for at least 5 days”

“Wash your hands before and after putting on your mask”

“washing your hands before and after”

I came here to ask if it was really _that hard_ to access instaDMs, bc I don’t have an instAccount, and then I read this:

That won’t kill the virus!  All you doing is giving it a good tan!!!!!!!!

I used to go to the gym regularly, that stopped obviously.  My last gym workout was.....ugh, March 16th.  My arms feel tiny now (not that they were ever huge, but still, three weeks without working out sucks).  I’ve tried doing yoga to work out, and it’s something, but it’s not much.  Might start running.

Disclaimer - I was not born with a vagina (not saying I’m not a woman, not saying I am, that’s none of your business).

Disclaimer - I was not born with a vagina (not saying I’m not a woman, not saying I am, that’s none of your…

deer futur me,

“Banish the congealed ketchup crustsies and wipe away the jam drips”

Glad to hear you can watch the vids in landscape mode, but annoyed there’s no apple tv app (or at least, there wasn’t one yesterday when I checked).

With the hole in the top, at first I thought it was a stupidly expensive handheld bidet.

With the hole in the top, at first I thought it was a stupidly expensive handheld bidet.

“a slight but significant increase,”

Yeah, I’ve been doing that first one wrong, probably the second one too.

“In some cases, you won’t even need to flush the toilet afterwards”

“Cleaning product manufacturers suggest leaving the surface visibly wet for up to four minutes while the cleaner evaporates.”

If she would’ve had a relationship-ending meltdown over pizza, maybe you should’ve been honest and spared your friend a life with that nut.

I like everything about PM except the cheese - some shredded cheese (like theirs) tends to be dry, so it melts weird and makes the pizza trash.

Agreed, but mint chocolate chip pizza is divine!

I read this late last night and didn’t understand, so I thought maybe it would make more sense this morning.

Is Purple really that good?

Is Purple really that good?