If any of my friends instagram call me to watch instagram videos with them, FRIENDSHIP OVER!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just can’t right now.

Stick it out - you’ll get past that icky feeling before you know it, and then it’s like a runners high - except you don’t feel high, you just feel fine.

I’ve had a beard for over 10 years now - shaved parts of it off yesterday, think i’ll shave some more today.

Well dangit - just went and got mine last week.  Would’ve preferred waiting.

How does one sign up inside the app, if one cannot download the app?

Got fast food restaurants near you? Go to McDonalds and get some fries, and a butt-load (no pun intended) of napkins (please DO NOT steal their toilet paper, just the napkins).

Amen!  I love my microfiber cloths!  I knew I wasn’t supposed to use fabSoft or bleach (I use method detergent, and dryer balls), didn’t know I was supposed to dry them on low or no heat (but I already dry everything on low/extra low anyways, so I’m good there).

Doh!

I tried these since I can’t find disinfecting wipes or sprays anywhere, and I have a bunch of these for my blood sugar testing - everything I wiped looks dirty after the alcohol dries, especially the screen protectors on my phone and tablet, but not just the screen protectors, also my apple tv remote.

Heh, touche.

And?

For some reason, the video has no audio on my laptop (not blaming y’all, it’s probably an issue with my machine), but I figured no big deal, i could watch it on youtube - for some reason, this video isn’t on y’all’s youtube page yet.

Pretty sure my parents are going to die :( my mom works at walmart, they’re not doing shit to protect their employees, and she sticks her fingers all over her face.

Is it even safe to order takeout/delivery?

1) who the fuck is flying right now???

Balls - my appt is tuesday.  hope they’re still open.

Or luchador masks 👍

“Of course, if you absolutely must touch your face, use a clean tissue and immediately discard it.”