I’m not making this up. This is what he CALLS HIMSELF.

Actually, no. Bernie can hardly be called a socialist.

He’s still playing the noun challenge from that Bad Lip Reading of the Dem Debate

Would be even richer comedy gold if this were a Cruz ad.

“I personally don’t think it’s the best way of improving safety,” Cruz said. “I think the effect (locked entryways will have) in keeping people out of dorms is negligible. I do think it serves to be an inconvenience of being restrictive.”

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There. Lavished.

That line of thought actually amounts to “(the defendant is) guilty until proven innocent,” from the court’s perspective. Unless we’re treating reporting sexual assault as a crime, no?