They’re similar in as much as they’re both noises made by birds. Chickens go “cuck, cuck, cuck”, while turkeys go “goebbel, goebbel, goebbel”.

No. I will continue to portray President Trump as the macabre, panic-inducing cartoon that he is. If I don’t have the freedom to express my point of view as I’d like, then we’ve already lost this great battle for liberty, and Russia might as well move into the West Wing.

“People don’t have the right to impose their lifestyle on others who have an equal right to be left alone

Were I a mother with young children, I might be hesitant to bring children to a beach in which loads of women were topless.

From the navel up, the only physiological difference they care about between men and women is that women have larger mammary tissue to house the biological foundation for nourishing infants. Sexualizing that is gross. Yes, I understand that this is 2017 and women’s breasts have been seen as sexual organs forever, but…

This is an important victory which I will celebrate in spirit with Madrid. Obligatory man-spreading story: a few weeks ago I was on a flight in a middle seat and the dude sitting next to me was man-spreading with his foot OVER the little metal partition on the floor separating seats so his leg was into the space in…

The two saddest scans I’ve seen on patients over the years were on people from a different country with a parasitic infection of the brain, after eating undercooked and infected meat (one bear, the other was a wild hog). As an ICU nurse I see MRIs with brain shifts from bleeding or cysts but they can be helped with…

When I saw the word “arachnoid” I thought it was going to be full of spiders, but it’s almost that horrible anyway. 

Wait he still has it? How does he still have it if they drained it?

I don’t know, I use nipple clamps for chip clips.

okay now that I’ve seen the packaging, they DEFINITELY knew you weren’t putting this on your lower back

In these troubled times, our standards for “really smart” are as skewed as our standards for hot.

There was literally a moment when he was walking in the room that I thought, “Wait, is Comey kind of hot?” I think it was the height thing. But then he said his age and I was like, “Aghh, he’s almost as old as my parents, no, no, no.”

The only possible way of damaging a fuel pump when racing is repeatedly racing with very little fuel in the tank. This prolonged use with little cooling can theoretically can stress the pump from heat. Of course the same habit in street use would cook it just the same. Fuel pumps are on or off. What the engine does…

Jesus Christ. This woman is doing it right. Driving the car for what it’s intended. Marketing the fuck out of both it and herself. AND improving her skills in a driver’s car.

Meanwhile, America’s alt-right are looking into every connection of Seth Rich to try and pin his murder on the DNC/Clinton (while all evidence still points to a botched robbery) even though every person who has claimed to have “evidence” of this has completely backtracked their stories.

“He moreover likened America’s accusations against Russia—“disinformation,” he called it—to “anti-Semitism and blaming the Jews.””