I dunno, I kinda imagine Jim Comey with a giant enema rammed firmly up their asses might do the trick.

“There are two schools of thoughts on this: One, was this just Trump being Trump, saying, ‘Hey, you know, better take care of my guy Flynn’? Or was this something legitimately — was there some kind of undue influence?”

Stolen. Thank you.

Dept of Justice comment line:

That is a thing of beauty.

I saw this comment on a similar article elsewhere and I love it so much that I want to share:

conspiracy hive InfoWars suggested today that the Washington Post’s report that Donald Trump shared classified information with Russia was a cover-up to distract from the latest “Seth Rich bombshell,” as they put it.

I was so glad to see that Business Insider story show up on my Twitter feed an hour ago, because I was curious what on earth this was even about... but I didn’t want to corrupt my Google history with a bunch of alt-right search results.

Love that this is what’s dominating conservative news today. You can smell the desperation.

posted elsewhere, but this bodes well! This crime unit is the shit

“Building the wall IS NOT RACIST!!!! Stupid, cowardly people. Good grief,” wrote one person.

On the one hand, hell yes I want to know everything. On the other, I’m wondering if the secrecy so far is a good sign that what they’ve got is BIG.

Me too. It’s mind-blowingly complicated. Wish someone would make a flow chart.

I mean why haven’t we gotten a frontpage story on this yet?? why why why why yaaaaagh I’m at work and I wanna know what happeeeeeenned