Fat guy, probable microcock, surrounded by yes man, never worked a real job, armed to the gills with nukes, shitty hair, propped up by propaganda, narcissist, egomaniac, probably insane.

Like when Trump says that he misses his old life and thought that being president “would be easier.”

“This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier.” -Underestimater-in-Chief

“Maybe the next time I am being harassed at a bar, I’ll just face plant in the peanut bowl instead of saying I have a boyfriend.”

I have been known to do something similar to avoid talking to other people which is why i’m going to die alone.

I’m a dragonfly/praying mantis hybrid.

“To talk him out of doing crazy things.”

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

The saving grace of this Administration is that nobody who’s remotely competent wants to come anywhere near this shitshow, so the damage they can do is limited on the domestic front. Unfortunately, the orange toddler still has the nuclear football.

I watched the first two episodes with my husband last night, and when I asked him what he thought of it, he said, “it was pretty fucked up, but the world is pretty fucked up right now, so...??” He’s a keeper!

I watched the first episode and about 3/4 of the second with my husband last night. He’s never read the book and didn’t know anything about the plot, so I tried to give him a brief synopsis before we started watching. He liked it, but he kept LAUGHING and would not take it seriously and I wanted to murder him with my…

Trying to educate him?

The only people I know who think it is unrealistic are men.

“but at one point he accused me of trying to “educate him””

Well how fucking DARE you. 

I tried to watch with my partner last night, he read the book a while ago, but is a definite Atwood fan...but he said he couldn’t bring himself to watch something so brutal and heavy. I get that, I don’t think I’d want to see it if I was in the wrong mood. So, I’m going to watch today at the gym, follow it up with…

I watched with my husband, and at the end, I asked him what he thought and it did not go well. I can’t remember the exact words—all I remember is static?—but at one point he accused me of trying to “educate him” and said it felt “unrealistic.”

Fuck humans, we’re awful. Save the sharks.

This is the correct opinion. Look, it’s one thing if you are just trying to live your life and the shark busts in trying to eat you. But the only times humans get attacked by sharks are when they are the ones busting in messing with sharks. Like, I can sleep peacefully at night with zero fear of sharks because I am…