Ok, but you need to up the ante!

No - it takes three days worth of meals to pay for the good sex!! The good stuff you know - like you.

This is the same kind of left brain analytic/ego/rational(ist) analysis backed by anger that leads to TeaTurds & Libertarians.

Waiting ......

Fucking psychotics.

Oh shit, that's right! Thank you for making that connection.

Our summer place is 3 miles via water to Canada. I can swim there, or walk in winter.

Ewww, yes. "Duck penis" is something **never** to Google if you ever want to enjoy sex again .... Can Not Un See!

Quite an amazing story of evolution actually.

Only if I get the turret. Can I pretend it's a lighthouse on teh coast?

Yeah!! I just tweeted a link and said the same thing! My text after tile & URL:

Here is some creative slow motion that doesn't involve tits.

Ohh, that is perfect!

For those as culturally challenged as I iz, as an oldz,

Tell your husband "thank you"!

redacted. sarcasm ... but that may not be clear ...

AND: Shouldn't it be way in teh hell out in the desert, so that you don't have millions of zombies crawling over every inch of the surface, entrance,, and exit?

Uh... just don't tell them that I invited you. It is sort of supposed to be a secret society.

Isn't he a sweetie?

Cached version of his Reddit posts.