The Charger has presence as a fake cop car and that makes a certain demographic feel bigger in life.

It’s a weird comparison, the base Charger basically has no advantage on paper.  It’s much heavier, less interior space, and I’m not sure everyone thinks a Charger is quieter.

Just get an Accord.  Weighs less, similar acceleration as Charger V6 and gets 50% more City gas mileage.  Not to mention better quality and resale. 

yeah i’m not gonna be real scared of 200 HP when there are prior vehicles I owned with 50% more power than this. Try a POS Chevy Cobalt SS Turbo with 300whp. Not even that could pull the wheel out of my hand.

Flower delivery - no problem

Sounds cheap for a BMW i8

Wait till you find out Ford owns 10%+ of Rivian.  

I mean the is the most incorrect statement I have seen on here in a long time.

Short Answer: No

It’s out of gas

can’t you just use the manifold from a series 3?  and wasn’t the coolant elbow one of the big failure points?

Cobalt SS Turbo Sedan. No spoiler like coupe.  A real sleeper track car.

With 3 inches of ground clearance you are going to be staying at a lot of paved campgrounds. Lift it and put some AT tires on it and sell that monstrosity. We are here for it.

You meant the FWD Ring breaker sister car. The Cobalt SS turbo.  Could be bought new for less than 20k and ran an 8:22 lap at the Ring. 

Yeah this is a weird story for Lifehacker.  Probably should have stayed out of this topic.  

I specifically stated adding more time to a depreciating asset is a horrible situation.

Longer time frame on a depreciating asset is a horrible situation for many buyers.  Loan to value at 5 years is going to suck  Especially on a Ford.

It burns the eyes.  

Get a new Forester.  Plenty of space.  Good AWD.  Tons of accessories.  

Booooo.