I don't get why every last Terminator movie tells the same story about the same family. It's a global holocaust and it all comes down to this one dude and his mom. Talk about some Ayn Rand "great man" bullshit.

This music video always makes me think of Blade nowadays.

But then we couldn't have these little chats, and wouldn't that just be the pits!

A future weekend of sloth and sweet, sweet personal revulsion

What interesting philosophical debates I get into on the AV Club!

Yes I should probably stop commenting, I'm clearly upsetting you and I wouldn't want to do that on such a loverly day. Especially since I give exactly no fucks about this. Enjoy your weekend.

So having hot models on the covers of magazines = sexism? The fact that humanity as a whole likes looking at people we have determined to be sexy is not some sick byproduct of the patriarchy, it's human nature.

Well they would have had to. It wasn't exactly subtle.

The product description on the box, the part that all children obsessively read before opening their toys, refers to the dinosaur as "he".

I thought it was the show Robin Williams started at the end of Ms Doubtfire.

Good God, this broke my internal no-fucks-given-o-meter. Now I'm going to have to go watch Schindler's List or something to start caring about stuff again, thanks AV Club.

I know right? I auditioned next to Chris Evans for the starring role in Playing it Cool (a modern classic) somehow the producers didn't think all 245 pounds of my pasty white man was a good fit for the role. Damn conventional-beauty-conformist-fascists! When will we reach a time when Hollywood stops judging people for…

Whereas the people they were fighting simply wanted to take over the Holy Land and commit genocide against or forcefully convert anyone who didn't share their beliefs. And yet that is ok, but using magic to achieve peace is not. Who even knows what their plan is? To rule everyone forever with one of those apples? Or…

I've always wanted the ability to complete the entirety of your missions and games without killing anyone but a few select targets of your choosing. Like Splinter Cell. Not limit you to that, obviously, but the game is called "Assassin's Creed" not "Berzerker's Creed". If stealth was an actual option most of the time…

The setting of The Lord of the Rings in New Zealand was it's biggest mistake, and paradoxically one of it's greatest strengths. The feeling that the land of Middle Earth was old and tired and beaten down by generations of conflict wasn't there. That feeling of lost glory so consistently evoked by the books was almost…

Yeah agreed. I always thought a good place to do would be the opening of Japan, with the assassins being a ninja clan or something. I guess that's a little cliched.

Ah that explains it. I hated the third one for numerous reasons, didn't want to play another until Black Flag.

Hollywood Commandment Seven clearly states all foreign people must be played by white vaguely English people.

Or at least were tangentially profiting off it it. Like say you had an ancestor that was a woodcutter in Quebec, chances are some of that wood went to shipping, some of those ships went to the slave trade. It's silly to think there were people completely untouched by it.

No wasn't that the Nintendo 3DS game?