I once saw a guy in a BMW use his turn signal. Hand to god! 

Sounds like it saved you from a manslaughter charge!

They’re so associated with limos that even GTA5's limo, the Stretch, looks like a Town Car!

Another cautionary tape...

I’m not even actually sure what I was doing with it back then... But you probably couldn’t pay me to drive it today.

Just re-read that. If you tack weld band clamps, they won’t be able to come undone until you want them to. At that point a simple dremel can buzz through a small tack

I think I can top EVERYONE... I had my 1996 Pontiac Grand Am(first car) painted Viper Bright Yellow from Maaco when I was 16............... They only painted the exterior, so door jams, under the hood, trunk, etc were all this horrendous shade of green. Oh, and I put Cartman and Stan Southpark masks on the headrests.…

When I moved out to Arizona, I decided to take my lifted Golf up Mount Ord with my friend who was driving a lifted Jeep. On the way back down we decided to explore a side trail and quickly ran into a wash that was too deep for my Golf to attempt to go through. We turned around where I found that it’s a lot easier to…

The line between awesome and embarrassing can be very fine.

wat is depreciation? i just bought this brand new car it only has a 10,000 miles on it, it is BRAND NEW. i want a full new car and a discount for each new DUI crash. can u lower my paymt! plz

When I was 10, we we’re visiting my aunt on her ranch. Wandering around bored, I found a backhoe behind her barn. Being a curious kid that loved cars and machinery, I climbed into the seat and starting pulling levers and pushing buttons. One of the buttons rumbled the engine and puffed black smoke out of the exhaust…

Now, if you really, really want all the information, you’ll be looking at a lot more, of course: power-to-weight ratios, 0-60 times, aero numbers, and on and on.

Hey!  My sister owned a Mustang II, and, well...actually that checks out.

Finding the Mustang II "amenable" is a sign of mental illness. 

Classic self burn.

My daughter wants my “shick stift” Accord coupe when she starts driving - but first she needs me to “paint it purple and put a big wing on the back”... I’m actually considering it.

I would recommend against the DL650- it is ugly, boring, and not exceptional at anything. I hated mine and none of my friends enjoyed riding it. The SV650 though...

Suzuki SV was my first steed - would highly recommend.

This. SV650 is THE first bike. There is no other.

SV650 is the ne-plus-ultra of first bikes. Don’t bother with a 250. You’ll learn more/faster/better with a larger (but very manageable) bike.