Don’t you dare forget the Mitsubishi 3000GT VR4!

Real life Shiny possum

Self-promotion time. In preparation for today’s unveiling I assembled a history of Jeep trucks, since no one (myself included) seems to remember that Jeep not only once built trucks, but did so for 45 years continuously.

Knock, knock.

Brazilian here, can confirm... 

It’s an age thing. At ages 22-24 I swapped the entire drivetrain, radiator to rear end, in a ‘69 Firebird. Converted a 350 column shift automatic to a 400 4-speed, swapped heads and camshaft, etc. I did a lot of wrenching in my 20's and 30's, less in my 40's, and even less as I got older. When you’re young you usually…

Despite on odds, I think we have a winner here. We here at Jalopnik wish you the best of luck talking the Mrs. into this. Go get that 240SX!

I’m going no.  His closest analog is Bishop from Alien.  He recognizes when he’s damaged or disabled, but that doesn’t turn him into a useless pile.

“Assume the position.”

AKSHUALLY...

Weird Flex, but ok.

When pigs fly.

entire Tron Legacy soundtrack. 

I appreciate good knock-knock jokes

Here is what is going to happen......

If you see my post, it’s similar to yours. I’ve never owned a Mazda, but do now. I fully intend on owning more of them, and I’ve had some pretty fun stuff over the years.

you’re right they don’t have an entry level bike, they actually have three. I’m not a fan, but they are sure as shit working on it.

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

And by ‘training’, you actually mean ‘electric shock therapy’ (pun intended).

“This bike will require the dealerships and HD corporate develop a new way to market their products”