The best way of determining the fanciness of a wine is measuring how far your pinkie sticks out while you hold it in a wine glass. It’s like a Geiger counter, but for fanciness; a Fanciometer.

No one tell him Infinite is free

That might be what it takes to get me to listen to that dogshit music.

Don’t forget politicians.

im sure it was entirely to protect people and not at all influenced by large corporations getting indignant over people disliking their videos.

Well since most of of the country has zero mass transit how do you actually get to your job? you don’t. No job, no money. At best you are now a welfare recipient at worst you turn to crime to make some sort of living.

I’m OK with being called an idiot. I was an idiot. I’m also nearly 11 years sober, which doesn’t invalidate my misdeeds but at least shows that I did, in fact, address my alcoholism.

I’m all for preventing drunk driving, but fuck this kind of invasive nanny state technology. Apparently I’ll be driving a lot more vintage cars in the future, because I flatly refuse to drive a car that might suddenly decide I’m too tired because of the always on cameras monitoring my every move.

The Transportation Department still needs to do some digging into the kind of technology that would best prevent that

I am, to my shame, a 2-time loser. And as such, I can tell you beyond a shadow of a doubt that no system exists outside of full automation that can keep drunks from driving while also not screwing over normal, rational drivers at the same time.

Yeah, a healthy minimum wage in today’s economy realistically has to be more than $30 an hour. Instead, we’re conditioned to think that the CEOs’ and other executives’ greed is good, and that we deserve to have our pay stolen by them.

I can get something nicer off Etsy for like, 50 bucks max.

Another point: Always reserve about a cup of the water the potatoes were boiled in. If the mash gets lumpy or starts looking dry, add a little bit of the reserved water to the pot while mashing. The salted, starchy water is perfect for keeping the potatoes smooth while not detracting from the taste. I also recommend…

“I’m a nice guy.”
“Do you know who I am?”
“I’m brutally honest.”
“You’ll change your mind.”
“Because I can.”
Anything having to do with being an “alpha”
“You’re so sensitive.”
“You’ve just lost a customer.”
“I tell it like it is.”
“Sorry, I can’t help it, I’m a [insert zodiac sign].”
“Don’t give me excuses.”
“I’m just asking…

Keep risinnnnnn tothe TOP

And we gon give this allll that we gotttttttt

“first party shooter games”

There is less of a labor shortage and more of a pay shortage.

So none of the overpaid, overstuff suits that work corporate haven’t had the simple idea of paying people more?  

If you don’t follow all these safety instructions, please have somebody film the process and upload it to youtube for the rest of us.