My existential dread over this election is such that nothing can pierce it, but this story is somewhat like having a semi-stale PB&J haphazardly tossed at me through the slot of a prison door as I’m starving to death. Like, ultimately it’s not going to help, but hey, thanks for the thought.

You should hear my Fox News obsessed parents sneer when I mention that my daughter’s school lunch offers fruit and veg every day. “Oh that’s Michelle Obama’s doing, no doubt.” Like how they’ve managed to criticize her for WANTING CHILDREN TO EAT WELL makes me fucking insane.

I dunno. While I do think the immediate threat is gone and the security was over the top I can understand having it. If the money is there and it gives Kim a sense of security after a terrible sounding event, meh. That’s their choice

Me by the end of this week trying to put the clues together

Mine is 6 now and due to a complicated c-section we did not get skin to skin for several hours. She’s well adjusted, incredibly loving, smart as fuck, and so funny it hurts me. Trust me it will be ok.

C-section here. Trust, my baby was zero percent deprived. We didn’t skin to skin immediately after birth because I was being sewn up, but did do it immediately after I got in the room with him (maybe 30 minutes after birth). Kid then nursed immediately. In fact, he got great time just him and his dad before I came in.…

First, for the sake of your sanity stay away from that stuff. Those posts always end up with the sanctimommies ruining everything and making everyone else weep. I had a c-section with my youngest. It was a traumatic, emergency kind of deal and I will spare you the rest- but I did not get to actually see the kid let…

I’m especially interested in the family that was double-billed for the room. “Where else would the baby sleep?” Maybe the nursery? Because that would explain the cost - except that most hospitals are now closing nurseries at night and saying babies must room in with mothers.

Or didn’t raise him...

Brody Jenner has to be graded on a curve because the worthless piece of shit that is Caitlyn Jenner raised him.

This is such an entertaining dish of a story (good gravy, Merlan, you are a treasure) but legit, I used to have a hard bodied, Gaultesque, libertarian bang buddy and it was the best. He was a repellent hedge fund manager who drove a white escalade with gold rims.

Demi Lovato really seems to love to try causing some drama. She also seems to really dislike Taylor Swift. It’s almost like she wants to seem like she is some sort of real girl power crusader while T Swift is a phony, but it comes across as a desperate bid for attention and odd that she keeps calling out someone that…

Bro...Like...Kim, like did 9/11, bro...

The same people who support Trump will complain that “welfare cheats” are ruining our country. And this will not make them reconsider their position.

I just love how much trouble people are having with your post :p

She’s attending Paris Fashion Week, where she knows she will be filmed, photographed, and written about. Part of her brand is being fashionable and she can’t repeat outfits. She wasn’t carrying it all around; she was robbed in her hotel room. It makes sense to me that she would travel with a lot of expensive jewelry…

No. That’s a reductive and shameful straw man fallacy.

I said she wasn’t a Sorbonne educated person. I was making fun at the advanced pedigrees of many of the privileged women fashion people tend to fawn over.

she’s also not rail thin. that’s a list of things she isn’t.

Snotty elitist fashion people shit on Kim, a noted Not Rail Thin Well Groomed Sorbonne Educated White Woman.