I am here for Kim and always have been. She is incredibly smart, intuitive, business-savvy, and, above all else, petty. I love it. I have been watching her for years because she is simply amazing and catty. She gave us the takedown of the decade, I still cackle with glee when I think about how stupid Taylor looked.…

I love the 0.0

He’s kind of full of shit with the attachment mothering shit too.

I never understood that. These were my perceptions re. with whom I would want to have a beer:

OK, so HRC had improperly marked emails on a server that was not the official State Department server, and people are all up in arms that maybe some classified information maybe COULD HAVE BEEN compromised (let’s pay no attention to the fact that the actual government servers on which her emails would normally be WERE…

Oh Lord yes on the shower thing. Please, only when it’s a really big shower with at least two showerheads. Otherwise, lemme get in here and get clean, okay? And no please don’t rub your greasy shoulder all over my face getting in when I’m on my way out either. Then I’ve gotta wash it again.

I have never had any interest whatsoever in a threesome. I’m not morally opposed but I suspect it’s like showering with a partner—one of you is always standing away from the water, feeling chilly with shampoo in your hair.

I was told here yesterday that kissing during sex was vanilla. Why is Amber Rose so vanilla?

“Abolish the NRA.”

This just highlights the Solomon-like wisdom of suggesting that teachers bring firearms to school. Can you imagine the carnage of a slew of half-trained educators running the hallways with their 9mm’s shooting at anything that moves.

that a responding police officer was also injured when another officer’s gun accidentally discharged.

Where in the world was Matt Lauer during this interview?

But I don’t take my advice and I don’t take anything seriously that comes from the RNC.

“I’m going to let you ponder that question.”

I mean, are you seriously suggesting that restaurants have onsite babysitting?

Disappearing? It had to be somewhere first. 3% of workplaces (as stated in the linked article) is practicality nowhere.

No, it says a witness chased the clown with a machete which who the fuck carries machetes areound all casual like.

Arby’s.

I feel like this going to turn out to be some insane viral marketing scheme in about another week or two.