She’ll win handily, but a few percentage points down ballot could mean a world of difference in Congress.

It will just be Hilary constantly saying “I’d like to give my time to Mr. Trump to continue what he was just saying.”

In my opinion, she is underrated as a comedic actress. She had great timing. I particularly love her in Some Like It Hot.

Personally, I think it’s eclipsed by the fact that it’s basically just repeating the pun in the original tweet.

Multipurpose cleaner and totally whacked reading material! All-one all-one all-one!

antibacterial soap is bad for you since it leads to superbacteria. what’s with your smugness?

What about the intense war between washcloth users and non-washcloth users?

She captured the attention (and hearts) of every teen who didn’t feel normal enough in She’s All That, Can’t Hardly Wait, and The Faculty, and maintained that always-captivating presence on the periphery in movies like Girl Interrupted, Identity, and the 2012 Oscar winner for Best Picture, Argo.

Miracle Whip is made from Donald Trump’s fermented semen.

Is this the real life?

I was at the beach a couple of weeks ago and there were four ladies in burkinis having a fantastic time and my partner and I both commented that it was really nice to see people able to comfortably enjoy the beach on their own terms. I cannot imagine what kind of idiot would see that and think, “nope. Brown people…

Hygiene, really?! The ways in which my body is policed by men (and other complicit women) using “hygiene” as an excuse are myriad, and yet a very large chunk of those men seem unable to flush, wash dishes, or keep their crevices fresh.

lol

In the vernacular, she ripped him a new one.

Apparently now it’s “The speech was staged in front of a green screen!” Why that would matter in the slightest, even if true, is beyond me.

This wasn’t the gif I was looking to post for you, but I found it and now need a lightsaber-wielding mama polar bear to off Trump.

Love it. She is brilliantly trolling him, he can let no slight go.

“It’s OK, he wasn’t mocking that journalist, he was mocking *all* disabled people! Stop being so sensitive!”

he was doing a standard retard, waving his arms and sounding stupid

“Have you tried Come Fuck Me Penne à la Vodka?” asked the Samantha, sipping her wine. “I’ll send you the recipe—make it on the third date. Done deal.”