I work in the Visual Department at Macy's and we had an emergency email this morning to remove all the Lochte branded Polo collateral for the Olympics capsule they did. He looks so smug in the photos it was kind of a relief.

It must have something to do with the air pressure. Or something. The same thing that causes me to get a massive zit in the middle of my face that I definitely didn’t have when I boarded.

Lovely story, congrats to the new parents.

I’m sure that was his mom’s doing.

The headline is a bit misleading. You should definitely experience living on your own in between living with roommates and living with a significant other.

Making this about Schumer definitely falls into the “eating our own” problem a lot of internet feminism can have. So much energy goes into policing the mostly good who are not perfect, versus focusing on garbage like Metzger.

Yeah, anybody can block anybody on Twitter. If the first I hear of you as a person is you up in my @s yelling at me about something (at the same time that THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALSO YELLING AT ME IN MY @S) I would feel no compunction blocking you, and fuck anyone who tells me I am obligated to patiently let…

Cat’s reaction to turn of events:

How fascinating that being your kid’s best friend is the reason Katie Holmes is a 5/5 mom and Jada Pinkett Smith is a 1/5 mom. I wonder what on earth the difference between these two women could possibly be to provoke such disparate reactions to the same information. Hmmm.

I agree. If they wanted to write and include the note to her- fine. But posting it publicly is crossing boundaries/ a bit of a violation to me. Not cool.

I’m a little surprised to be feeling so much “Nope” over this.

I mean: are these batshit motherfuckers are trying to get her killed?

OK, but how many years has it been since Nick Denton has seen Suri?

His attitude is shockingly common. Rape is only committed by men who attack random ladies on the streets. It couldn’t possibly be done by guys who gain a woman’s confidence or friendship and abuse it to the highest degree. Nope, that’s just “bad sex”.

A guy once told me how he had sex with a girl who changed her mind half way through and cried afterwards. He called it “bad sex” while I scrambled to pick my jaw up from the floor. He just thought it was an annoying incident, a nuisance. Needless to say I ghosted him and warned mutual friends about him. But I suspect…

Excuse me, but this is my Deadspin.

So long Waffle House doesn’t give up its aesthetic of half-burnt out 25w bulb lighting and how everything vaguely feels like it has a thin layer of congealed grease on it.

“Just Relax” doesn’t do anything medical, though, to clarify. Tons of people seem to think it does.

“Taking Charge of your Fertility” should be mandatory reading for every woman in entire world. I couldn’t believe how little they actually teach us — and I took biology in college — about our bodies until I read it. It’s a very easy read but extremely thorough, and nothing like those dumb ‘Your First Period” books…

What amuses me the most about the Clinton scaremongering is that it’s coming from people who absolutely worship Ronald Reagan, who really did suffer from a neurological condition (alzheimer’s) while in office and hide it from the public. I’m sure every single of one these people would retroactively defend Reagan’s…