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The fact that he’s self-aware and in on the joke is a big part of it. Lookswise he is Chris Pine adjacent but in terms of personality he’s all about switching the script. This probably has something to do with his (real) background as a male stripper. He’s smart enough despite the tater comments—his success is proof

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Does no one remember the Will Friedle Classic “My Date With the President’s Daughter”? I’m only 24 but that’s still my go-to first kid movie reference.

I love that she basically told the woman to sue (as she should!): “There’s only one way that’s going to get corrected, if you know what I mean.”

I mean... I have kids (2 girls and one mystery baby currently gestating) and my cat went missing for a few hours on Wednesday and I went full Joyce Byers over it.

Some regulators worried that “frightened 13-year-olds” would be the main users of the test kits.

So...I mean...I guess I sort of get why she’d rather Trump be President than Clinton? Plus the other day Trump just outright said voting for her helped him, so there’s that. Stein 2016! Make America Dumb Again!

I voted for Stein in 2012 (it was more a vote for The Green Party than Stein to be honest) and I was really hoping that if the Greens were going to try and continue making inroads to become a viable 3rd option that they would have moved past Stein and found a more appealing candidate.

I, for one, look forward to giving up on AHS half way through the season and binge watching the rest on Netflix at a later date whilst particularly hungover. Which is how the show is meant to be watched.

Cost of Aborting a Fetus - $$$
Cost of Raising a Ward of the State to Adulthood and then possible Incarceration Due to Inadequate Social Support -

This morning or late yesterday, Pence said a Trump administration would seek to overturn Roe V. Wade. Google it.
Considering that Kasich basically confirmed that Trump has no desire to actually govern and whoever is VP (Pence) would, in effect, be the president, you absolutely should not forget about Pence.

You should not forget about Pence! He’s extremely conservative and he would be Trump’s version of Cheney (i.e. the person who dictates actual policy).

Smith has a history of writing poorly researched, accusatory articles, and refuses to accept constructive criticism, so this does not surprise me.

Missed shade is probably the best, most masterful kind of shade. Like, the kind of shade that dawns on you over time.

they’re everywhere around Philly today with pins and signs that say “Bernie or Bust.” better get bustin’, folks, b/c it’s over.

That guy is well known around Philly, very creatively named “Philly Jesus.” Dude is super homophobic and makes people uncomfortable.

And Hillary Clinton has never quit on anything in her life.

Please thank this loyal citizen for planting the seed.

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