My cat Colin is no stranger to meeting famous people, recently, he spoke at an Annual Navy Event he was in high spirits:

that sleeve of 100 in black or brown by goody. that’s where it’s at.

Is he just taking a bite out of that fucking Hersheys bar?

Reverse mermaid

My boyfriend an drew I went as Rey and Finn from The Force Awakens!

It was definitely porn. It’s like how the same guy explains to Felix that they aren’t coders, they aren’t behaviorists, they’re just butchers. There’s no way he’d be interacting with a host in any way other than chopping them up or patching them up.

That would make sense if they were coders, but the guy makes a point of chastising his friend about that. His “awaiting instructions” line was almost certainly sex based.

A lot of reviewers online are pointing to the fact that Lawrence is also El Lazo as proof that this show happens in two different timelines or that there are multiples of the same host but I don’t see it that way.

Pictured: the “What the Fuck You Gonna Do About It?” face in its natural environment. Senior Year Obama really is the best.

“...they are so absurdly off-base with their assessment of shade...”

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THE FACE ON THE SCALE?!?!?

This is good to know. When I got my lips filled last time, she was like you would be a great candidate for Kybella - which... I am tall but definitely a curvy woman and my BMI would reflect that. I am glad I told her no and that I wanted to look into it more... I want to lose weight before starting for baby number 2…

It’s definitely not cheap— I paid around $1500. To me, it was worth it for personal reasons. But that should be qualified with a massive asterix that says that it is only worth it if you are already committed to a healthy lifestyle. The point is to reduce stubborn fat pockets that resist diet and exercise.

If I may ask, are you happy with the results you got? I will admit to being curious about it.

I would like to reiterate that some people have stubborn bodies. I know women who run triathlons and eat very well and still have what society considers “fat” on their bodies. Just because eating well and working out worked for you doesn’t mean it’s actually that simple for all body types and metabolisms, and dumping…

Story time: I had this procedure done in the middle of summer on my thighs. Walking out of my derm’s office with frozen thighs in 98+ degree weather is likely the closest I will ever come to feeling like a literal superhero.

Pedantry Corner: It’s Daylight Saving Time. No “s” at the end of “saving” (because it’s time that saves daylight), as noted here.