He looks like Ernest in this picture.

I liked Arrival (despite stupid Whatshisface Renner) and I’m somehow blanking on every other movie I saw this year. Oh, The Intervention. Clea Duvall! Jason Ritter! The Big Chill for this generation!

Goldeneye will hold up in 54 years minus some uncomfortable attitudes towards Russians (but they won’t care anyway because they’re all drunk). The rest of the Brosnan movies will fair well as the glorious shlock that they are.

I’m pretty sure he’s actually a cocker spaniel.

Dear Ina,

I’m going to try to go after work and try the pregnancy card, but who knows if it will work. At this rate, standing up for five minutes is tough. The only consolation I have is that I’m not in a swing state. But god dammit, I really wanted to vote for Hillary.

Surely people in line would be happy to allow a pregnant woman in front to be in and out very quickly? If I was in that line and anybody tried to say something to you I’d gladly tell them to shut the fuck up!

Thank you!!!! I seriously needed this on a Monday.

CHILLVESTER!

OMG

ahhhhhhh so cute!

Chillvester would get alllll the treats if he knocked on my door!

Ummmm does Chillvester perhaps have some kind of newsletter that I could subscribe to?

cats have to have cool names.

A hhhhhhhhhhh so fluffy! Beautiful! Is Chilvester pretty chill?

Your cat has an excellent name!!

OMG, CHILLVESTER! What a great name.

My cat Colin is no stranger to meeting famous people, recently, he spoke at an Annual Navy Event he was in high spirits:

that sleeve of 100 in black or brown by goody. that’s where it’s at.