In another situation that comment would probably be considered shade, but I don’t think that anything said at a roast could possibly be considered shade.

While we’re talking about Hillary insulting (but not throwing shade at) Trump, this made me laugh so hard:

He is so petty.

As requested

This, and the people who use proper military jargon in Battlefield games, are a fucking treasure. I really hope to play with someone like this someday.

I remember watching the early part of the debate and thinking, well he seems to be holding it together so far. I actually wondered if he was drugged slightly. I then actually remember hearing Hillary say something I thought was a little too obvious dig and thought why did she have to say that? Then over the next few…

Well, sheesh, it cannot be EASY to move your limbs normally when you’ve got 3rd-degree burns over that much of a percentage of your body!

I watched the debate with my husband, whose criticism of Hillary’s performance was that she wasn’t aggressive enough. I tried to explain to him that as the first woman to get to this level in American politics, she’s walking a tightrope between looking too ‘soft’ and being labeled a bitch for being too aggressive. As…

I loved when the debate was over and Clinton just peacocked across the stage directly in front of Trump with a big victorious smile on her face while he was still seething at his podium.

I also love Milennial Chloe Sevigny

SAME! I gasped and said NO to myself really loudly because Tim was so emotional. And then the backstory and it was like no no no no and then it didn’t happen and the relief was real.

I thought Tim was gonna save the sad, mealy-mouthed dude this week. I was thanking my stars when he said “go pack up your sad shit” (paraphrase)

yes! the show is so good, even my husband loves it. He is voting for Laurence and I’m all in for Erin. The other day I was putting on a new bra, and he said, “that’s nice. I like the piping.” And we both kind of froze. Like, what just happened? And then he said “I blame Tim Gunn. Make it work.”

Would love to see some kill-cam videos if they have it posted anywhere. I’m curious how one spots an aimbot versus just someone with very good aim.

i wouldnt pass the physical, so black guys it is.

You mean you didn’t just leave cryptic song lyrics hoping the guy you liked would sign in and read them and figure out what you’re thinking? Was that just me?

And now, your Friday feels:

Legally Bland

It would be so hilarious if Melania files for divorce right after the election.

I fully understand that a lot of the fanservice in KLK was meant to be subversive, but can a satire of fanservice really be called a success if someone is still getting off to it? Bayonetta had the same problem.