i originally wrote “well show us a pic then” BUT I WAS ABLE TO GOOGLE and i humbly second your nomination

... I gotta stop playing Overwatch.

This is some glorious German engineering right here.

So true.

Balloons are Having A Year!

Ann Coulter doesn’t have the stamina to be a professional troll. Have you seen her lately? Something’s really wrong with her, a lot of people are saying. Had to cancel an event. Sad!

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

CATCH PHRASE!

damn you! as if I don’t already spend entirely too much time on /r/relationships.

Grandpa?

I couldn’t figure out why a mustache was so upsetting... you mean porn stash! :)

Back in my escorting days I went to use the bathroom after a...session(?) & after I washed my face I opened his linen closet in search of a towel of some sort. I found a towel, but I also found a very elaborate shrine to Shelley Long. So. Yeah.

I wash my legs because I pee in the shower.

Really? I always wash my feet. But I tend to walk around the house barefoot, so they are probably the most dirty thing about me come shower time.

I got the same because dude, obvs marky mark in fear is her best boyfriend.

Is this game fun to play? Is it a good game?

Holy crap, I love Leslie Jones.

I had a boyfriend in high school too. We even went to the prom together. He sent a lovely card when my wife and I got married, and I just sent a gift to welcome the new baby he and his husband are expecting this winter.