Field tests are absolute birdshit* FTFY

It takes a lot of effort to saw through a well-done steak. Even more effort to get the ketchup out of the bottle.

Get him angry-talking an hour when the heat hits 90+ and he will William Henry Harrison himself.

Can I get a trigger warning or a NSFW alert or some shit before I scroll down to that obscenity? Christ, my grandkids are going to need to bleach their eyeballs.

They’ve probably been historically busy with this current President.

Not a chance. The man has neither spine nor brain. It’s KFC gravy.

Bill Walton is what happens when Greg Popovich gets stoned

He is the daily walking, talking refutation of the “Just say no to drugs” campaign.

FIFY

Adding to how worthless we all are about this subject, not only do we not have medical degrees, none of us were fucking there to hear exactly what transpired.

These kids would destroy Zack Hample.

Or, he just really likes to play basketball and win and we are assigning way too much motivation to a guy who might actually just be kind of a dummy.

So when KD uses burners to pump up his image, it’s lame. And when he doesn’t blame anyone else for a career setback, it’s also lame.

They’re watching Brewers broadcasts. They’re already insane.

Mark Trumbo: remembering a guy before he retires.

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

For her sake I certainly hope so. I can’t imagine a life only “seeing” my husband from 2-6 in the morning.

I know it’s good fun to rag on Manchester United, but I think they have a legitimate shot at avoiding relegation this season. 

I will make it a fucking point to purposefully sit during every fucking American national anthem from now on going forward. Fuck your stupid country.