And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.
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This is the joke though.
So once upon a time I used to text - my friends, coworkers, really anyone - in only iambic pentameter. I made it through about a week or so, assembling words in tapped-out pairs of fives - but no one noticed, not a fucking one. Eventually I broke and begged them look, and got a snort and ‘cool’ for all my pains.
Remember on election day when all those idiot men at Deadspin said they weren’t voting or were voting third party or various other dumb shit?
Jim, your illustrations always add so much the the articles, thank you for your work.
Proud Polish girl here. Yes, we used it a lot. Additionally, it was used as background/profile picture on Facebook by half of my friends. I had it for months. I think it’s because Polish goverment tried to make women nothing else than walking uteruses, and the uterus responsed in a simple, yet meaningful way. It’s…
*hyperventilating* Is this my chance to see Drew Magary write The Hater’s Guide to This Week in Tabloids? ARE MY DREAMS FINALLY COMING TRUE, EMMA?!
Emma Thompson’s not involved in the project for exactly that reason — she said it was way too soon after losing Rickman.
Well, I feel pretty darn sure that Rory didn’t get an abortion, considering the fact that it was never even floated as a possibility on the series. I binge watched this show and really loved it, until I got to the season in which Sookie’s husband lies about getting a vasectomy and she gets pregnant again against her…
Saying this Remy/Nicki thing is shade is like calling it passive aggressive if someone hits you in the face with a shovel.
what? no.
i’ve started writing 4 different comments here, but none of them seemed worthy or enough.
the hell are you rambling about?
This seemed too goo to be true, and a quick glance at the Amazon reviews shows that’s the case. Battery problems all around.
This seemed too goo to be true, and a quick glance at the Amazon reviews shows that’s the case. Battery problems all…
I bought a Pretika brand Clarisonic knockoff, and it died within 3 months - it stopped charging. Then I actually bought a Clarisonic Mia, and despite all of the raves about how fantastic and high quality it is, it died after 1 year and 3 weeks of use - it stopped charging. How do I know with such precision? It had a…
I bought a Pretika brand Clarisonic knockoff, and it died within 3 months - it stopped charging. Then I actually…
I love BlueQ. I’m wearing my “Bitches get stuff done” socks today because I needed to feel badass.
How do I star this ninety times
I work for a pizza place and cordially invite that gym to suck it. PIZZA FOREVER.