There is a PAUCITY of CAPS LOCK, so I am SKEPTICAL. 

Playing MMOs has prepared an entire generation for the grind of office work. This is undisputed. Offices should institute level ups and skill trees, and employee productivity would quadruple.

It’s never OK to ask out a person who is working a service job. That clerk’s job, among other duties, is to be nice and polite to you, and if you ask her out, you put her in a very awkward position that makes it difficult to perform that part of her job.

It’s never OK to ask out a person who is working a service job

Agreed. Service jobs are not Lady Zoos. As a woman, I have a polite laugh I do whenever a man makes a joke at me. The alternative is being called a bitch.

I agree 100%. The only time I could see it maybe working is if you invited her out with a group of people. Like “My friends and I are going to get some dinner and see A Quiet Place this weekend. Would you maybe want to tag along?” That way you can get to know her a bit out of work and see if she’s actually interested…

This. It’s called a courtesy laugh. Every woman has one. I guarantee this girl is merely acting friendly to this individual because she has had to suffer plenty of assholes “calling corporate” on her for not finding them immensely hilarious.

“… well look, you’re a grown man. You can probably figure out a woman’s cues from small talk, right?”

“Best steak sauce - who ya got? Chimichurri, béarnaise, peppercorn, mushroom, winey stuff, etc. So much choice!”

And while we’re on the subject, they did show HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED as a teenager and he wasn’t awkward at all. He was a manipulative little shit who took out Moaning Myrtle and framed Hagrid.

I’m so over the wedding planning ads. It’s all I can do not to go into every post and say something rude. I planned my own DIY wedding and the myth that these ads sell (that it’s stressful, and you have to do/buy all these things for your perfect day!!) pisses me off.

It’s not a bad take if you want the lights lit when putting them on the tree. I want to only put the lights up once, so I always start at the bottom with the lights plugged in. That way I know I don’t have any “dead spots” and can adjust pretty easily. There’s no way to do that if you decorate from the top down with…

Our PTA had a “no fuss fundraiser,” and it was great. “Just write us a check. The goal is $10K, which we could hit if every family gave $25. If we make that, no other fundraisers all year.” And it worked. HELL YES.

The Nightmarecast

“Live and Let Die”, the only Bond theme that rocked so hard that G’n’R covered it.

I once saw David Lynch in a movie theater lobby and my bf at the time was obsessed with him but too embarrassed to say anything, so I walked up to him and said hello and that I was a big fan, and you know what, he was as nice as can be. Chatted with me for a couple minutes, asked my name and was very humble and kind.…

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

Once i found a card in my brother’s truck that was signed by all his coworkers expressing condolences on the death of his father. Our dad was very much alive at the time. Yes, my brother is that guy.

Tho I am a cisgender hetero woman, I am also sick to death of women’s clothing, especially regarding price and quality. So I wear men’s boxer briefs. Get the extra long legged ones for no thighrub. Pack of 5 for $20 or less. My butt cheeks can never eat these. I get them at walmart and my abandonment of ‘normal’ is…

Tho I am a cisgender hetero woman, I am also sick to death of women’s clothing, especially regarding price and…