The seconds seem like hours to me right now....I’ve been waiting my whole Kinja life for this...

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

I read it as total shade. On a side note, the MBA is THE BEST at puns in their Instagram posts. THE BEST. I don’t know who manages their Instagram account, but that person kills it every. single. time.

Thank you for asking for a shade court ruling! I follow them on social media and my sister and I have been debating shade or no shade all week.

Of the highest degree!!

It’s all downhill from here kid

National Geographic did an awesome photo essay about climate change that had Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Nye.

That “aquarium puns” are actually a thing has made my horrible week just a little bit brighter.

Oh my God this is fucking glorious. Day = made

Well, it may be wasted on him, but it’s goddamn delicious to the rest of us, eh? We’re all in on the joke and he’s just left wondering why we’re laughing. I wonder what kind of verbal gymnastic his handlers are employing to keep him insulated, on point, and on schedule with dismantling democracy in the US.

I would make a strong bet that ‘45 is completely unaware of shade. Just as he is unaware of irony and sarcasm and “euphenisms.”

Am I reading too much into aquarium puns again?

Yeah this is shade.

Yes! Them too!

Woooow their instagram is also absolutely beautiful!

Merriam Webster has been going strong too.

TOTALLY shade, and it’s freaking beautiful.

You’ll have better success getting an actual ruling if you email Judge Brown directly. Plus, that way you don’t have to wait to submit your case. ;)

Oh, that’s good! Smithsonian Magazine Twitter is also participating. They had a run on such subjects as Fascists, Nazis and dictators, as well as climate change stuff.

You can never read too much into aquarium puns.