So she’s for putting innocent people/political prisoners to death? Coolcoolcool.

Does this asshat not know what “secular” means?

Hey Chump, it’s not school violence, ITS GUN VIOLENCE ya fuckbucket!

I’m wary of treating a stupid young person’s stupid ideas as any sort of a story. It doesn’t really speak to much more than a handful of idiots who have had their story magnified by a media desperate for clicks.

This part blew my mind:

That ol’ Don Trump is the worst. president. ever. is obvious to all with a functioning brain.

Colin Kaepernick is from Wisconsin, so there’s clearly bullshit posturing going on there but whatever.

“I didn’t see color as a young boy and I honestly don’t see color now” —Howard Schultz

We good?

Barf Bag is the absolute best descriptor for this post. I was initially thing Shit Sack or Clown Car, but to be honest, both those things are too good for the news found in here. Shit can at least be used as fertilizer, and clown cars are just benignly silly.

Remember when you could log in to kinja on your phone and stay logged in for more than a couple hours without having to log in again?

How have I never seen this before?! This is brilliant and horrible.

remember when you could see how many people had starred your posts? or even what post it was?

Okay, you’re probably joking about wanting discussion about renaming this Ennui Bag, but just in case not....I vote no. While trump’s brainless shtick is indeed boring as fuck, everything about him and his administration still makes me want to barf, so Barf Bag is very appropriate.

Thank you El Paso, Texas - I love you!

I love Amazon reviews ...

When my oil arrived there was a big scratch on the label. 1/5 stars. I have no thoughts on the quality of the oil itself.

From a memo assembled to instruct staff on those pesky other duties as assigned:

Former Hill staffer here. I never worked for Amy, but I did counsel a handful of young women who did.