No sorry; we are doomed to either a third generation of Huckabees, or the world ending. Preferably the latter.

No absolutely. Whenever you tattoo yourself something unintentionally hilarious in a language you don’t understand, the solution is always more unintentionally hilarious tattoos.

“It’s time to harness dignity, decency and love for political purposes.”

That and “defective Teddy Ruxpin” will get me through the weekend.

You want a tall greenhouse? You want a Fiat? How sensitive are you to people laughing at you?

“For the People” sounds positive, but I also remember that that was Doug Ford’s (Rob Ford’s even righter wing brother’s) slogan when he ran for and won the office of Premier of Ontario last spring.

Firstly, Graham wasn’t the teen in the video, and secondly, the Piggly Wiggly in the video wasn’t a grocery store.

Apart from Stormy’s case, doesn’t it sound a little creepy that the law stipulates that nude performers may only touch family members while working? Is Ohio pro-incest?

There’s no doubt that he’d accidentally send the whole world photos of his junk (and I do mean junk) when he’d only meant to DM them to Kim Jong Un.

Since his fantasies stop at the level of a ten year old boy, why not instead of a wall, just build a moat filled with crocodiles? Surely he could get Congress to approve that.

Build the wall! Build the wall! Build the Wall Build the Wall The Wall The Wall Trump the WallTrumptheWallTrumpWallTrump Walter Trump! Walter Trump! Walter Trump!

It only stands to reason that sucking up to a psychopath will make you safe from said psychopath, right?

Are these your go-to heckles when you go to comedy clubs? Because that would be hilarious.

Same person owns Trump. Coincidence?

Chamber Pot of Secrets, am I right?

Same thing?

To be fair, Kim Campbell has not always been clear in stating her position. See “An election is no time to discuss serious issues.”

Not to mention having to undergo 26 divorces if they change their minds later.

I hate that I can’t just wish her good health for her own sake; it also has to be for the country’s sake.

But that’s pretty much exactly what Biturbowagon said: