She really is, and always has been, terrible.

And yet, the spray paint on his head is still the least repugnant thing about him.

She looks like a “big eyes” Margaret Keane painting.

She looks like a Margaret Keane “big eyes” painting.

Are you trying to imply that President-for-life Trump is constrained by any earthly rules?

I don’t think he understands the concept of a witch hunt. That’s when you’re trying to find out who the witch is. In this case, we already know.

Would only have increased Trump’s margin. Sadly.

That fish photo can only remind me of one thing:

You know you’re in trouble when you start taking design cues from the Edsel.

I believe him. Of course he drew on thousands of years of heroic literature, but I do believe he wasn’t intending it to be more than a story about rabbits.  

And I made one up!

Oh man, I was just reading his excellent Anthony Bourdain piece over at GQ. Hang in there buddy and feel better. 

He’s gone now, but Richard Adams had been saying essentially the same thing from the time it was published:

I once got laughed at by a co-worker who saw me on the subway reading Watership Down and asked me what it was about. I said, “rabbits”. If only I’d made up some shit about it being a lagomorphical allegory of soviet oppression.

Challenge accepted:

Republicans: It’s particularly puzzling why there aren’t more Black Republican women in Congress. Maybe someday science God can give us the answer. <shrug> Meanwhile there’s nothing we can do but stick to our policies, or maybe go more extreme. That’s probably the answer. 

Or maybe because he suddenly realized that being preznit doesn’t make you immortal.

OK, but do we have to wear that jacket?

Here’s another cool thing you could do with a rental car in Japan (which I was there to witness my father do):

If only he had a nice normal American name like Barack Obama, he’d get more respect.