I mean, for a president, there’s definitely something wrong. But for Donald Trump? He’s actually operating at full capacity!

People use chin size of all things as a surrogate for a man’s character. And that’s not something one can hide in one’s pants. Ones real dick size is at least completely unknown to almost everyone.

No?

I won’t make up my mind until I hear what Ken Bone has to say.

I think you are exactly right. Thanks for spelling it out. 

How about, Melania Sings: Haters Back Off!

I sent my decidedly less fancy ballot back to Wisconsin yesterday.

And strangely, we can’t say écureuil!

It’s not possible

Support your right to arm bears.

That did rather creep my out (that she sounded like she was mocking an eight-year-old).

We have to be better than that. Glue-shaming isn't right for anyone.

They were glue-shaming him, even then.

He’s a pope who is a genuine Catholic. Of course he shits in the woods.

Mmmm... garum...

Wait? Paid protesters who weren’t paid? He means…protesters? The man runs circles around me, logically. 

I don't like body-shaming either, but I feel like President YetiPubes probably deserves it?

They are pioneers of the prairie. These are tough people whose grandparents were tough and great-grandparents were tough.

Indeed. Anita Hill’s biggest mistake was not being white.

Right, moving on to the midterms, then... Or just moving on to a less fucked country...