Are we even certain that the letter is oversized? Maybe he’s just holding it close to the camera?

Speaking of which, Carrot Top has been treated very unfairly and deserves to be pardoned.

“Fountain pen” has to be a euphemism, right? (I mean in Pruitt’s case.)

The failing New York Timber and Hamilton Steel have terrible ratings and should be cancelled. Canada is a feckless country and should be cancelled. Why can’t people love me as much as I love me? Mama? Melanie? Ivannnn.....

Who doesn’t have a crush on Janelle Monáe?

Happy Etta James Appreciation Month! Be Best At Last.

Oh, looks like you’re right. On Safari, only Adblock does it, but on Firefox, uBlock does it too... But it definitely stops cutting them off if I disable both Adblock and uBlock.

Yeah, it’s an Adblock thing. Try ublock origin instead.

Haha, your best work yet.

...3...2...1 until the posthumous pardon of John Gotti who was treated very unfairly!

No, see the sinkhole was not attempting to swallow the White House. It was only trying to drain the swamp, and it knew where to start, unfortunately the National Park Service (AKA the Deep State) put a stop to it before it could complete its mission.

That Fox interviewmobile strangely reminds me of the Chinese mobile execution vans, or at least my imagination of one. Godspeed, Spicey!

I hope nobody tells this guy about 3D printers. It would crush him.

Wait, I thought Eric was the one who looks like a taxidermied subway rat life brought back to life by a witch’s curse. Don is the one who looks like a waxwork dummy of a man deciding which porno to watch next.

If gravity is more than a theory, then why is up down all of a sudden?

Bootstraps, baby! Be Best!

Speaking of, tho, how long until Trump pardons him and gives him a Congressional Medal Of Honor and encourages him to start his own paramilitary group where everyone wears brown shirts...

Q.E.D.

I’m pretty sure America has more doors, though.

Well you see, this is JOBS JOBS JOBS making America Great Again and Winning, all rolled into one. People who could formerly only be employed cleaning jizz from the screens of video monitors in the back of porn shops but who now find themselves out of work because more men are watching porn in their own homes, now once…