That’s an important point that I ignored for the sake of comedy. Also: Fake News!

Imagine being locked in a North Korean prison for years, and upon being released finding out that Donald Trump was now president of your country.

Well, it kind of depends on where all that money ended up, doesn’t it?

I’m thinking back to “No puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet!”

I feel like the author of this review hasn’t seen Ex Machina which the plot of the episode (and the general look of ‘Fiona’) was definitely based on.

I know we’ve all seen it already, but it’s apt, and it bears repeating.

Pee tape.

The only obvious answer is to out-terrorist the terrorists.

In the same way that in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king, in the land of friendless Trump, President Xi counts as a friend, maybe his best friend. I’m almost starting to believe that he ran for president mainly because more people would pretend to like him.

I finally found a good use for Rahm Emmanuel: unleash him on Trump’s evil minions on this issue. (Rahm lost half a finger in a meat slicer while working at an Arby’s during high school.)

One thing’s for sure. She’s queen of my heart. In fact looking at her picture makes me a little flushed.

Canestin

First, do harm.

With Jackson out, and Bornstein on the outs, which doctor will be entrusted with the Hypocritic Oaf?

I feel bad for Doctor Feelgood.

I know it’s late, but can we please refer to Van Ness and Feistl as low-rent Ryan Gosling and John Krasinski? (No disrespect to the actors, but I just can’t help seeing them that way.)

In Mexico (where guacamole comes from) limes are called limones, and lemons as we know them do not really exist, although they do have a yellow citrus which is called lima and is yellow and lemon-flavoured, but more sweet than sour (I guess Meyer lemons in US and Canada). These are nowhere near as common as limes,…

I’m like, That was Ann Dowd? I thought it was Margo Martindale? Wait, those are two separate people? Whaaaaat?

Teach a man a tiki.

About that art link, “Give a man a fish and he’ll be fed for a day. Teach a man a fish, and ... what? That doesn’t even make any fucking sense. I am not taking fishing lessons from Donald Fucking Trump.”