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Crab people, crab people, look like crabs but talk like people

Imagine needing to drive around a boulder on a narrow trail. To steer a large SUV around an obsticle the traditional way, you would need a substantial distance before and after said obsticle to make the necessary driving arc in order to clear it, which you might not have room to do. With a “crab mode”, you drive up to

It’s not any uglier than the CRV, RAV4, Santa Fe, Cherokee, or any other anonymous midsize CUV

I know it’s off topic but I really really really want a Grom! The need is real! 

Agreed to be better for society overall they just need to kill less than the 40k+ people (including 10K+ alcohol related) other human drivers already kill every year but it won’t happen bc then there wont be another person to blame.

This is a good listen. Thanks to you, Kristen and Stef (as well as the others) for sharing all of your experiences. I hope people take notice as this is not something a lot of folks want to hear, or guys automatically assume they are not doing some of these things (but perhaps are) without even knowing it. It will

Goddamn that is a sweet looking race car.

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert...

9. An underrated F1 World Champion that beat L. Hamilton fair and square and M. Schumacher (ok not in his prime but still), 23 victories and 30 poles position (majority against Hamilton) and a GP2 champion.

Ewan as Obi Wan is one of the best things to come out of the prequels. I have no idea how they’d pull off a whole series about the Man In Brown (probably more like a recurring role, imo), but there’s no way I'd miss it.

Keep those articles coming. The Supra launch was a joke after twelve years of teasing (give or take).... and was rightfully mocked by jalopnikdom. The Corvette launch... deserves all the coverage. Never thought I’d make that statement about a Corvette.

0 to 60 in less than 3 seconds. 60K starting price for the base model.

Oh Jalopnik.  You’re going to have to come up with some pretty good ideas on how folks should hate this car.   Good luck. 

Piffle, I think it looks brilliant. That said, aftermarket could do plenty with this as a starting point.

Any chance of making/selling bumper stickers of the “IF FOUND PLEASE RETURN TO JALPNIK.COM” message?

Good news, IMO. I sometimes worry about the future of GM’s awesome performance bargains when the company vision is 0,0,0. As long as Mark is around, I’m hopeful we’ll continue to get things that go fast and are fun to drive. Does tire smoke count as emissions?

I wish a speedy road to recovery Steve. My family has a history of the disease and most of us are long time survivors. As far as a car that can carry your kids, let you row your own, and put a huge smile on your face and take names...here’s my personal medicine. Life is too short regardless, so just go ahead and grab

Seriously. And how does anyone think deploying spike strips on a road that has a corridor of stopped cars filled with people is a good idea?

Except for the fact that he’s already awesome. He owns every single one of those cars and his job is to drive them. That, in itself, is a dream job of many on this website.

Or people like to enjoy automotive fun, old man. Go yell at some more clouds.

I would like to take a moment away from oggling the new cars to say “welcome back, Mr Collins”.