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nah

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

Bill looked so much like he wanted to cry during her concession speech. I was irritated that the camera kept Bill in the frame during her moment, but then seeing Bill hold that pain helped me.

Between this and this

I give them suggestions (Godzilla, King Kong, dragons, the kraken, etc. ) or they can choose their own (there are limits on how violent a monster they can pick, I said no to Jason last year). The kids who play a lot of mature video games and doodle knives in their notebooks tend to gravitate to Slenderman because it

Next year they’ll be choosing a president.

I do a project on monsters every year with my fifth graders every year and let’s just say a certain type of child picks Slenderman every year.

The French consider them geniuses of dramaturgy.

and we still care because now they’re billionaires/wildly successful, award winning fashion designers!

She’s not a real boss, apparently she’s a “girl boss”

As someone who has done accounts payable for a sketchy boutique owner in the past, I read that as Nasty Gal being 3 weeks late with payment and insisting the company wait another 4 to 6 weeks. Because most vendors do not contact a company about payment until it is due/late. I thought that was just implied here.

I was thinking how I look forward to Anne Hathaway playing this woman in a biopic.

I think properly trimmed baby bangs are great on the right face shape, but hers look like a scene high school girl’s home job circa 2004. I feel really bad for saying that, but it’s a mistake I lived with personally.

Those bangs...

Speaking as a former employee, I’m pretty sure that the vendor means that the company is issuing no checks/payments for 30-45 days. Most vendors that work with NG are on net30 terms, which means that the payment is due 30 days after receipt of product. But in this payment freeze situation, if the vendor’s payment

I deleted my Facebook account today.

why is there a man in here

I know, right? It’s like “Hey, Tony, we need you out of the limelight just until after Hillary gets elected so how about we send you to Tennesse to ride horses, swim, and such. We’ll bus in some 18 year old strippers if you want.”

SIGH

Finally! I have a reason to watch snl. I’ll follow Dave chapelle anywhere