including slave masters and those who betrayed her, but not the innocent and oppressed.

Also, Cuomo does in fact look like Buddy Holly, whereas I can say with confidence that he cannot move like Fred Astaire.

I tear up every single time the commercial comes on.  I just can’t do it. 

Until I hear it from Mr. Poopybutthole, I don’t believe anything about a premier date.

Yeah, being in the running for a Noble prize really offensive. Going to Space now that was just, well lets just say I can’t believe it made it past Standards and Practices. Or their successful lives. Damn again how is this show even allowed on?

DOG READS PAPER!

Scooby Doo is a protagonist with four human sidekicks.  If you want to stump for Scrappy, you’re welcome to, but I’ll have no part of it.

Because Gromit’s not the sidekick. Wallace is.

The discussion over Scooby-Doo ended in the determination that Scooby is not the sidekick so much as Shaggy is, but really, it’s an ensemble effort. 

 That's a funny way to spell "purveyor of limitless sadness".

I guess Seymore is only an off-screen sidekick...

Cirque du Soleil, huh?

Never seen any invisible jets, but I saw some chick wearing red blue and gold underwear and a rope hanging off her belt sitting in mid-air.

She could be from the Hyannisport Draculas.

I like this casting! I hope they have her sexy Dracula (but really is there any other kind) team up with Frankenstein, the Wolf Man, and the Gill-Man, forming something of a “monster squad,” if you will 

Jesus, that channel still exists? Jesus, someone is trying to resurrect Van Helsing?

Such an incredible comic actor, it’s surprising that he couldn’t carry a show as the star. He shone as a side act. His work in the Elephant Story sketch was understated brilliance.

The Loosely Scheduled Knight

Conway starred in a number of failed sitcoms. This was back in the day when, no matter how badly the Nielsen ratings, a show would air for half a season. At one point Conway had a personalized license plate that read “13 WKS”.

- Hadn’t a clue this was the season finale. Not the flashiest, but I liked it. Even Bob and Linda’s conversation near the end was weirdly sweet.