Cirque du Soleil, huh?

Never seen any invisible jets, but I saw some chick wearing red blue and gold underwear and a rope hanging off her belt sitting in mid-air.

We should make a treaty with them soon, or we’ll end up like the Australians. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

She could be from the Hyannisport Draculas.

I like this casting! I hope they have her sexy Dracula (but really is there any other kind) team up with Frankenstein, the Wolf Man, and the Gill-Man, forming something of a “monster squad,” if you will 

Jesus, that channel still exists? Jesus, someone is trying to resurrect Van Helsing?

Such an incredible comic actor, it’s surprising that he couldn’t carry a show as the star. He shone as a side act. His work in the Elephant Story sketch was understated brilliance.

The Loosely Scheduled Knight

Conway starred in a number of failed sitcoms. This was back in the day when, no matter how badly the Nielsen ratings, a show would air for half a season. At one point Conway had a personalized license plate that read “13 WKS”.

about 2 pounds?

It looks like his friend is apologizing for Ben’s behavior, and Ben is sitting quietly not making things worse.  

That doesn’t mean we have to stop dogging on the Prequels because we finally got some decent Star Wars films, right?  Because dogging on the Prequels is my raison d’etat.

Yeah I remember most/all of the blame being put on Joel Schumacher.

THE MAN IS A LEGEND. THOUGH PEOPLE FORGET THAT THE FAMED “ELEPHANT JOKE” IN THAT MAMA’S FAMILY SKETCH ENDED WITH AN A-BOMB BY VICKI LAWRENCE THAT DESTROYED EVEN THE GREAT TIM.

Moreover, this whole “spend a single night with” thing always seemed hypersensitive to me. If she wanted to remain involved with him, yeah, that’s awkward as hell, but a one-off? A lot of women could live with their husband doing something much worse than “sleeping with Renee Zellweger” if it funds their dream…

Good job!

People are really leaning into this whole “let’s remake those problematic movies we still kind of enjoy from the 80s and 90s but this time, we’ll switch the male and female roles and beef the non-white best friend parts because representation,” aren’t they?

My birthday was last week and my friends made me this cake. It seems appropriate to share here, mainly because I think everyone should have a Werner Herzog birthday cake at least once in their life.

He’s a pro wrestling fan! Has he seen Bray Wyatt’s new promos on RAW? Some of the best movie-making all year, all three minutes of them.

- Hadn’t a clue this was the season finale. Not the flashiest, but I liked it. Even Bob and Linda’s conversation near the end was weirdly sweet.