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When buying said watch, was lg faced beauty btw, asked if battery replacement didn’t work, could return for $5.00 store credit & they said sure.

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Still the gold standard for animal hijinks on late night TV.  To this day when faced with an unhappy animal I say, “It’s gonna rip a vein out of my neck and kill me!”

Found a cool 2nd hand thrift store in the neighborhood recently. They’ve been opened for about a year. Currently have a $5.00 credit there cause watch purchased from ‘em didn’t work when took it to jewelers for battery replacement. The Chinese back-scratcher cost $1.00

Please correct my maths if I’m wrong, but for Peter’s whole class of, let’s say 30 students to have had the same snap-outcome as him is a 1/(2^29) chance, which is about one in half a billion.

Programming note: Due to circumstances beyond the control of HBO or the producers, the part of Tyrion in the final season will now played by Keanu Reeves. 

SERIOUSLY. Both io9 and here have been acting like it’s some HUGE question that couldn’t possibly be answered when it’s the most obvious fucking thing in the world.

They should explain it with a cameo appearance from Matthew McConaughey, leering as he watches some of Peter’s classmates walk by.

Short of having Peter turn to the camera and explain in words of one syllable, I honestly don’t know how Endgame could have been any fucking clearer that no time at all had passed for the people who were snapped. These are probably the same assholes who acted like Harry Potter was supposed to be 11 throughout the

There is an English dub.  There are several audio and subtitle language options available. 

There is an English dub! I too have had to pass on international movies because I wasn’t able to read subtitles and do everything else that was going on at the same time.

I took it that she was not feeling well and did not want to upset her stomach that day.

Yes, but Conan didn’t have Paul Shaffer as his hype man.

It could not figure out the kind of distance it must have between ironic detachment and emotional investment in its characters and situations, it could not figure out how to care for its audience, and it could not make its characters face even a satirical version of reality.

The original show was challenging. You assumed during most of some episodes that you were on the right side, and then the writing turned the table and made you realize you still had prejudices and flaws. Anybody could watch it and be inspired in some way.

I’m just going to go out and say it: this Twilight Zone has been incredibly disappointing. There was so much potential and nuance to explore in many of these conceits, but for whatever reason they’ve decided on an almost cringe-worthy amount of heavy-handedness. Not only that, but the messaging in this episode is a

The fact we were asked to sympathize with Rachel so much in spite of her awful, egotistical attitude drove me crazy, because I’ve known people like her. Not in theater, but in art.

I re-watched the show with one of my kids recently, and while I definitely gave up on it early on during the initial run (after truly loving the first episode, mind you), I was *stunned* at how poorly the show aged.

Rachel’s inevitability, and the inconsistent irony/sincerity attached to that idea, is probably the

I wanna be humbled by Kate Hudson.

Cassie (Kate Hudson), might be the only exception only because she’s mischaracterized as a villain. Her criticisms of Rachel’s dance moves are no more or less harsh than any other serious dance teacher. The misjudgment once again suggests that the show is so heavily and so blindly in Rachel’s favor that normal (if

The most frustrating show I ever watched. But at least it taught me to avoid Ryan Murphy.