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Would he be less depressed than the Swedish Flash?

SWEDE THE LEG!

Weinerface confirmed.

FINNISH HIM

Mynd you, vigilånti bites Kan be pretti nasti.

I know this isnt exactly the best movie ever , but dammit if every country doesnt deserve their own local superhero movie. As someone from a small country* who’s spent their life watching a parade of American English** and occaisionaly Canadian heroes , its always nice when other countries get to do their own thing

Man, she really doesn’t want her son to be king.

To get really pedantic, the Lenten rule is not that you can’t eat meat, it’s a prohibition on the meat of land animals. That means animals that live in the water are OK, whether it’s lobsters, fish or turtles. Where it gets tricky for some Catholics is whether that means something like a muskrat is a land animal or a

Or Sho Kosugi

Maybe he just wore the mask to scare the other inmates. “French criminals are a cowardly, superstitious lot. So my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, black, terrible...a...fop in a velvet mask!” 

Been around the world and found that only German people are breeding / The cretins cloning and feeding / And I don’t even own a bidet

Yeah, that’s fair. I was being generous there.

Since the current Bond team decided to make Spectre into a dramatic retelling of the plot from Austin Powers III, I think I’ll be happier if we just forgot about Blofeld entirely.

...you keep your finger on fast-forward when you’re rewatching a Mission: Impossible movie.

That you call it Nolan's film instead of DC's should tell you something.

I prefer it to the first Avengers movie, which was pure popcorn fluff. AoU feels like it’s actually asking a question about whether the existence of these superheroes is a positive thing, something the following films build on. Ultron was the turning point for me when the MCU actually got interesting and moved away

the overall air of “meh” on the part of all the scientists except the leaders

Excellent recommendations! The Pine Barrens are far from “barren” -  home to some unique flora and fauna found nowhere else on earth.

me: OMG, LOOK, It’s Ong’s Hat!
internet: Where?
me: Eh, he’s gone, he said you should keep wasting your life though.

I would have to go back and rewatch the rest of Scott’s films and see if it was always there at some level, but there’s definitely a feeling in his 21st century films that actors and characters are mostly just chess pieces to be moved around through the plot and various visually interesting set pieces.