People in olden times were hella racist. Like 99% of them. Racism bad. Cosmic horror good. Peace!

If the AV Club didn’t try to work a racism angle into every article, its reviews would only be three sentences long.

Is this being sung by a child, at a very slow tempo, and in a minor key?

The movie rights for 5 Nights at Freddy’s were outside of SyFy’s price range.

just give it time

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh good, we got our daily Ariana Grande mention. I’d hate to forget about her.

Spot on.  If someone asked me to point out the very moment where I knew these cats were trying WAY too hard, I’d have circled “cold air balloon”.

That’s the problem, I am still in the future, I can’t ever get back...

Dude, we only have microwaves because someone had chocolate in his pocket and got way too close to the equipment and the chocolate started to melt.

He’s like Falstaff.

The shows will be written by the same program.

Not gonna lie. I would watch all three episodes!

That press release was written by one of those computer programs, wasn't it.

Sounds like you’re judging something without really trying it and being wilfully indignant that you’ll hate it(who knows? it could turn out to be your favourite thing ever!).

“How DID the eggs turn green? For that matter, why IS the ham green? What SHADE of green are the eggs and ham? Are they the SAME shade or some subtle differences? Were ALL the options and locations for eating them explored? Why not in tiny home or a converted duplex? Who WAS this fox? See, there are SO many avenues to…

Mr Mishigas!

Oy, with the Skrulls already!

Fakakta Foursome was always my favorite Marvel comic.

I think your view of fascism is too narrow. You are focusing on the alt right when you have fascists within all angles of the political spectrum. Left, right and center. Progressivism isn’t juxtaposed to fascism by definition. Any lean toward ideological hegemony is a step in that direction.