Excellent piece Greg...wow.

TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU READ A COMMENT ON A DEADSPIN ARTICLE ABOUT GETTING BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY AND THEN LEARNED HOW TO MAKE $633 AN HOUR WORKING FROM HOME

If anyone is an authority on dickishness, it's the penis wearing a backwards hat, completely unbuttoned giveaway green jersey, baby blue crew, and fucking sweatshorts out in public.

TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU READ A DEADSPIN ARTICLE ABOUT GETTING BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY AND THEN WENT AND ACTIVELY TRIED TO GET BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY

You know how athletes are idiots and retweet people who say things like "Hey my birthday would be the best I've ever had if I got a retweet from you?" or "It's been a tough week how bout a retweet?"