$25,000 or so is roughly the poverty line for a family of 4. So... just keeping your head above water? Here’s a bigger tax bill, suckers!

Combine that with state rules that will come into play, like Wisconsin’s ‘if you want child support, you need to find a job and at least work part-time’.

Because if you fail a business, you get to blame the employees and leave with a nice golden parachute and move on to your next victim. It gives the impression of success rather than failure.

So by that measurement, we can expect zero or negative growth to be the new goal by the time this bill is passed, right?

Why are people who want to run government like a business usually failed businesspeople?

Them: He’ll run it just like a business!

Awesome... If this passes, the US debt will just increase tenfold and then that orange douchbag will try to claim bankruptcy.

If the troops wanted a pay increase and better opportunities for education, they could have voted for a Democrat.

Only 12? Shouldn’t we have at least 40? If not, can’t we at least have one made of solid gold?

Republicans in congress hate the Coast Guard because most of them live in states with no coast so no chance to profiteer from it, and also because the Coast Guard does serious amounts of scientific research and we all know how Republicans feel about science. Especially sea based climate change science.

meanwhile we have 12 aircraft carriers, and the rest of the world has 1.

Why fix your broken ice breakers when you can kill the EPA and enact measures that will quickly melt the ice in the Arctic ?

Brown people don’t come from the coasts to steal our lettuce picking jobs.

The craziest part of their conspiracy theory? That one person is responsible for all the animations in a AAA game.

You realize single payer doesn’t have to mean government run healthcare? And even IF it did, it would probably be way better than our expensive for profit sick care system where one freak accident can wipe out your family’s finances, not to mention pricing out many people for things like medication and mental health…

The government doesn’t run health care, it sets up guidelines and regulations to keep it on track. Insurance companies and health care facilities always have and always will run the industry.

That’s because you are a fool.

Well once I start trying to bite you to death, feel free to shoot me. I rather like all of my limbs in tact. If that makes me a pussy, so be it, but at least I will still have all of my fingers to flip you off.

I find air-dropped Fuel-Air explosives are most effective

So we'd be putting more money into local economies for a more sustainable food system? Oh the horror.