You clearly are not the parent of girls. Trust me on this one.

I'm gonna take a wild guess that you like Adam Sandler movies.

Like...Post-2000 Adam Sandler movies.

You have at least three of them on your shelf right now.

Well. This is their response on the FAQ:

Big deal, I've been doing that through Amazon for years...

Anyone got Harry Reid or Ted Cruz's addresses handy?

guaranteed she already has glitter all over her. she won't even notice.

This will show that Stripper who wronged me!

I've really got to be less sloppy when I'm traveling in time....

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

Yes, I had indeed read that as a teenager. I cannot say that I thought of it at the time, but I have no doubt that it informed my experience.

Literally just thinking that.

Even if he is available to date, your wife's delivery room is not the place to find your next hookup. If it was cool with this wife, why didn't he ask the nurse out right then and there, in front of his wife?

Reasons I think this might be fake:

I save puppies! I have fostered 17 puppies who were on the kill list at shelters. There's no article about me. But here's one of my babies!

You just put the image in my head of a globe pulling a goatse. Thanks for that.

Ugh. Eye contact. They say it's important to smile and make eye contact, but it's a fucking trap.

2 jobs in 9 years, both times the companies shut down. But I agree, it's my fault. Silly me. I shouldn't be creating indie games in my 'spare time' and looking for jobs in two entirely distinct fields. I'll just become a teacher. I am an INFP after all. Either dream it til you make it, or drown yourself in booze…

@okwhen: If it's so easy, you need to provide your own fact checking. If you are posting an article that says one thing but you say is false, post YOUR evidence to start the conversation. People take you more seriously when you post evidence, rather than say GO OUT AND PROVE ME WRONG.

@okwhen: "This is to inform people IMO how nasty and toxic using a cast-iron skillet."